Culled From Camp

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Culled From Camp
by Max O. Klotz
Xmas 1912

Dedicated to my fellow members of the
Wa-Wash-Keshi Fishing & Hunting Club

whose genial company, during our perennial migrations to land of the moose and the beaver, hs helped in no small way, to add to the pleasures and good things of this life.

My Little Log Cabin

Half buried in its snowy shroud,
besides a frozen stand,
'Neath towering pines and balsams proud
That welcome man accents loud,
My little cabin stands.

In front a trackless waste of ice,
The ancient wood behind,
Nor sign nor sound of man's device
Disturbs this wintry paradise,
Where I contentment find.

The trees and shrubs all bathed in light,
Their frosted twigs entwined,
And toying brooks now veiled in white
Are singing all in glad delight,
And laughing in the wind.

When night her darkling robe o'erspreads
On forest, lake and stream;
When thro' the gloom the lone wolf treads,
And Luna, cold, her radiance sheds,
And ghostlike shadows gleam:

Then like an olden time recluse,
Secure within my den
Before the cheering hearth I muse,
And down to Hades send the blues,
As I smoke my "Canayen."

The Tail of a Moose

All hands were sitting round the Camp
Enjoying smokes by Luna's lamp,
And Jim, as usual, on the vamp,
When in came Ben and Lyman;
By Jove, says he, there's Hell to pay,
I missed a moose we saw this day,
Who wouldn't wait but skinned away
So fast he's now in China.

We hit his trail this early morn,
My fancy saw his head adorn
The stately hall where I was born;
But all my hopes are futile.
With bated breath and cautious care,
We tracked him till we came to where
We thought we'd surely struck his lair-
The pace was simply brutal.

With eyes alert and noiseless tread
We followed on, till just ahead
Was hewho us this chase had led-
A monarch in his glory.
majestic, proud, down in the glen
He stood, a sight for Gods and men.
Thinks I, a moemt more and then
Your end it will be gory.

With courage that had never waned,
But nerves and muscles sadly strained,
Upon his heart the gun I trained.
Bang! Bang! I've surely hit!
But then, alas, my shells did jam,
And thought the brush that moose did slam,
While all that Ben could say was, "Dam,"
And echo answered, "Nit."

Poor Lyman did dejected look
As from his belt he slowly took
A trophy, and before us shook
Three hairs the moose had shed.
This trinity of treasures dear
He pasted in his hat for fear
The evidence might not be clear,
And hied him to his bed.
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More tales that i might yet unfold,
Had better far be left untold.

tweet me

I'm starting this spring out with a new attitude toward bandwagons, and this year I plan to jump onto as many as possible. I have been posting on various websites for quite some time now, but when I have mentioned to someone that I have edited a page or authored an article on www.wikipedia.org, they typically say a few days later "I looked you up but you are not mentioned anywhere" which is like saying bullshit. I have to defend myself by saying things like, I use my SAINT handle, you know, saint or saint65 or saint99 (like here on this blog). So now when I jump on a bandwagon it is because I have to restate what I have been actively involved with since the early days.

Anyway, not to get off course, one of the great powertools of the net, much unexpectedly, is Twitter. I have sadly become a late convert, mostly because I was using www.linkedIn.com from day one. To me Twitter appeared to be kiddie-like, a bit of social network for www.clubpenguin.com grads. But now I see the value to sending out tweets, and it actually can become an extension of my already cluttered email day.

So what can be so useful about sending out 140 characters? It was a restriction I first became aware of in 2006 when I was sending SMS via email to my employer friend Greg. He was constantly on the road and so when I was taking care of the workshop for him, I would relay cryptic SMS style emails to his crackberry-like phone. This was often followed up with a call from him...."What was that last message?..." Sorry about that Greg, I just picked up your mail.

Now of course if you are organising your life twitter is great in cutting out that mental clutter. It is great for research online as you can post a tweet and you will usually get a response in about 30 minutes or so. The bad part of it is when to draw the line, when to cut the ties to your posse of tweeting stalkers. You really need to be disciplined to not waste time because like all activities that we use in this tech filled world, they are addicting.

Rules:

use to get involved in interesting discussions
look at it before you respond i.e. think before you jump.
take a break from it for a few days.
keep your topics on topic to avoid responding to all those unthinking tweets.
don't tweet about your puppy.

Excel & Accounting style entries

Often some of the simplest things in Excel spreadsheets are the hardest to figure out, and especially so when you consult the help menu.

I needed to enter some accounting values and they were to be printed to show my accountant, I noted that the "-" or negative sign was very faint, so I decided to lookup the accounting cell formatting. Unfortunately the accounting format does not include the traditional -($1234.56) format style, so I resorted to help on various Microsoft friendly sites. This too led me down the garden path of futility.

 

You can over-ride the formating of any cell by selecting the custom category, and type your desired format in the TYPE field. If you want brakets displayed just enter ($#####.##). Don't forget the $ sign as it will be removed from the origainal formatting. The #(hash key) represents the number, by providing more # symbols you have covered all possible currency lengths. The decimal must be followed by 2 hash symbols or you will truncate your cents to just the tens.

What is a Human Being?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the

dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects."

- Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, 1973

Rogue Economics

Dark Secrets - Chinese Economy & Islamic Finance.

Loretta Napoleoni visits this topic in her book Rogue Economics. Did you know that supermarkets are on the highway from the cape of South Africa to Asia? Congolese children are mining gold, which is being sold in your local jewellery store as certified fair trade gold? We are all taking advantage of slavery.

Take a look at her site at http://lorettanapoleoni.org

 When you buy from the supermarket, do you consider the market metrics from the eyes of slaves? People who make a $1.00 a day are slaves, they are given money yes, but they are essentially tethered by slavery. In fact, slavery is more abundant today than when England banned it in early 19th Century.

Suspending Accounts

There are several options to use when suspending accounts within your hosting environment. Rather than doing the shock-n-awe approach of just removing the data, using a redirect will help make the transition smoother if and when the delinquent account is paid up to date.

vid_ts not referenced?

Sometimes I make a dvd video of some program I am interested in. Using Nero the other day on one of my windoze machines and I got the following message:
File 'VIDEO_TS.VOB' is not referenced and should not be present

After a bit of scare that the video was not going to write and I was just about to eject another windows coaster for my coffee, I did a quickie google and found only a few non advertorial comments.

http://forum.videohelp.com/topic274371.html shows the most likely answer for this problem to be:

Convert your flac files to wav

Tried to convert some old flac files I had to mp3, and I just couldn't remember what to do. Did a quick google search and found this one great resource along with link for all you OS-X users.

I recommend that you look at http://www.simplehelp.net/2006/08/14/how-to-convert-flac-files-to-mp3-us...

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